I think I'm a mean-spirited, spiteful person. Either way, not like I give a shit.
LMK if you see an error, I'll try and get it fixed ASAP.

Support the author:
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/120667581
(Can't find a purchase link because this is publicly available on pixiv.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/comments/1eoo5qe/so_i_uh_turned_a_fan_comic_to_english/

Base +11

"I tell you what. You look like nice people, I'm gonna help you out. You want a beautiful name? Soda"

Base +59, Space-Sweeper +6

Japanese (RAW, Digital): https://eh.makinico.moe/g/3016516/81b6e882bf/

Base +45

Oh my god, thank you for providing an actual translation before those MTL bros got their hands on this, you're a hero.

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