This is a fan-made, slightly unconventional parody story of Re:Zero. The story begins in the midst of the Mansion Siege arc. Elsa and Meili have begun their siege of the Meyers Mansion, but Subaru dispatches reinforcements. Garfiel, once a formidable foe, becomes Subaru’s strongest ally at this moment and fights Elsa in Subaru’s place. Garfiel is prepared for battle.
Garfiel and Elsa engage in a bloody, fierce battle that rages throughout the mansion for several minutes. As the fight progresses, Elsa begins to be drawn to Garfiel’s iron will and ferocity. She abandons her resistance to killing her prey and ripping out its entrails for the first time, and now finds herself wanting to rape her prey. Elsa slashed Garfiel’s abdomen sharply and, seizing a momentary opening, kissed him. Garfiel couldn’t hide his surprise, but immediately told her he didn’t reciprocate her feelings and bit her tongue. Elsa stepped back for a moment, but seemed increasingly intrigued. Garfiel showed his disgust, but far from focusing on the fight, he was in turmoil. His first kiss had been stolen from him.
Garfiel was about to resume the fight, but Elsa had no intention of fighting him anymore; she was consumed by the desire to make love to him. So Elsa kicked Garfiel away and tried to force another passionate kiss on him. In the midst of the kiss, Elsa began to grope Garfiel’s groin, and Garfiel began to feel an emotion he had never felt before—lust. Finally, Garfiel was completely aroused by Elsa’s seduction. Elsa performed fellatio on him and rubbed her breasts against his penis. It didn’t take long before Garfiel ejaculated into Elsa’s warm mouth. For Elsa, this was yet another new experience. She usually killed her targets, but this time was different. She had become infatuated with Garfiel and wanted to bear his child.
Elsa then exposed her wet vagina in front of Garfiel and invited him to have sex, but unfortunately, Garfiel’s heart had already been stolen by Ram. Elsa didn’t find this amusing and forced Garfiel to have sex. Garfiel was conflicted and seemed unable to concentrate, so Elsa overwhelmed him. Despite not having Garfiel’s consent, she threw herself into hot, passionate sex. She even tries to steal a kiss, but Garfiel looks away, trying to refuse her.
Eventually, the two finish having sex, and Elsa applies lipstick before beginning to plant deep, lingering kisses on Garfiel’s face. His face was covered in lipstick marks. Elsa bids him farewell, saying they must leave because Subaru and the others will be back soon, and tells him they’ll meet again soon—and that she will bear his child. Late that night, the fire had finally been extinguished. Subaru and Otto were talking. Otto reported that Garfiel had “repelled” Elsa, but Otto himself did not know that Garfiel had not “fought” Elsa—he had, in fact, been defeated. Subaru spotted Garfiel brooding in the distance, approached him, and spoke to him, but Garfiel’s face was covered in lipstick marks. Garfiel had been raped during his battle with Elsa Granhiert, and not only had his virginity been taken, but his pride had been shattered as well.
Apparently Garf watched Ram chase after a guy who could treat her like trash long enough to see the benefits of getting himself some of that same action. Though, this should have ended with his guts on the outside.